My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Just puked most of my soul out..
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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