I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
My boob is missing a layer of skin
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Randomize
