I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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