Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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