The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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