it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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