therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I have fence marks all over my body
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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