dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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