Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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