is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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