Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
