How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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