Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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