As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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