brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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