My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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