: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish I could punch you in the face.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Randomize
