Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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