I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Life is so much better after having sex.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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