talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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