just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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