im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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