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Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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