You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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