She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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