North Korea, Best Korea!
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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