She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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