No, you can still breathe under the balls.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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