let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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