Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
dude. I can hear the air.
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