I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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