are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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