margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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