We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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