I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You need Xanax blowdarts
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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