Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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