ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
