Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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