Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
