boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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