Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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