3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
