was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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