He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I love you. Go after that dick
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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