i just google imaged poop.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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