Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
honey bunches of taint.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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