You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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