People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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