WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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