You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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